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2010³â Miss Universe Contest ¿¡¼ »çȸÀÚ°¡ °¢±¹ Ã⿬ÀÚ¿¡°Ô ¿µ¾î·Î Áú¹®ÇÑ °ÍÀ» ±×´ë·Î ¿Å±é´Ï´Ù.
Question:
Ms England, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
(¹Ì½º ¿µ±¹, ´ç½Å ³ª¶ó¿¡¼ ³²¼º ¼º±â¸¦ ¾î¶»°Ô Ç¥Çö Çմϱî??)
Ms England:
Well, I can say that male organs in England are like gentlemen.
(¿µ±¹¿¡¼´Â ½Å»ç¶ó ÇÕ´Ï´Ù)
Question:
How can you say so?
(¿ÖÁÒ?)
Ms England:
Because it stands every time it sees a woman......
(¿Ö³ÄÇÏ¸é ¿©ÀÚ¸¦ º¼¶§¸¶´Ù ÀÏ¾î ¼±â ¶§¹®ÀÌÁÒ)
(Applause!Applause!) (¹Ú¼ö! ¹Ú¼ö!)
Question:
Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
(¹Ì½º ½ºÆäÀÎ, ´ç½Å ³ª¶ó¿¡¼ ³²¼º ¼º±â¸¦ ¾î¶»°Ô Ç¥Çö Çմϱî??)
Ms Spain:
Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull)
(½ºÆäÀο¡¼´Â Ȳ¼Ò ȤÀº Åõ¿ì¶ó ÇÕ´Ï´Ù)
Question:
How can you say so?
(¿ÖÁÒ?)
Ms Spain:
Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
(±¸¸Û¸¸ º¸¸é µ¹ÁøÇϱ⠶§¹®ÀÌÁÒ)
(Applause! Applause !)
Question:
Ms France, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
(¹Ì½º ºÒ¶õ¼, ´ç½Å ³ª¶ó¿¡¼ ³²¼º ¼º±â¸¦ ¾î¶»°Ô Ç¥Çö Çմϱî??)
Ms France:
Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
(ºÒ¶õ¼ ¿¡¼´Â ¸¸´ã ȤÀº ¼Ò¹®À̶ó ÇÕ´Ï´Ù)
Question:
How can you say so?
(¿ÖÁÒ?)
Ms France:
Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
(ÀÔ¿¡¼ ÀÔÀ¸·Î ¿Å°Ü °¡±â ¶§¹®ÀÌÁÒ)
(Applause!Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!) (±â¸³ ¹Ú¼ö!)
Question:
Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
(¹Ì½º À̶õ , ´ç½Å ³ª¶ó¿¡¼ ³²¼º ¼º±â¸¦ ¾î¶»°Ô Ç¥Çö Çմϱî??)
Ms Iran:
Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves. ¡£
(À̶õ¿¡¼´Â µµµÏ³ð °°´Ù°í ÇÕ´Ï´Ù)
Question:
How can you say so?
(¿ÖÁÒ?)
Ms I ran:
Because they like to enter through the back door.
(µÞ¹®À¸·Î µé¾î¿À±æ ÁÁ¾ÆÇϱ⠶§¹®ÀÌÁÒ)
(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!) (¹Ú¼ö! ¿ôÀ½!)
Question:
Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
(¹Ì½º Àεµ, ´ç½Å ³ª¶ó¿¡¼ ³²¼º ¼º±â¸¦ ¾î¶»°Ô Ç¥Çö Çմϱî??)
Ms India:
Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
(Àεµ ¿¡¼´Â ³ëµ¿ÀÚ¿Í °°ÁÒ)
Question:
How can you say so?
(¿ÖÁÒ?)
Ms India:
Because it works day and night......
(¹ã³· ¾øÀÌ ÀÏÇϱ⠶§¹®ÀÌÁÒ)
(Applause!Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!) (¸¹Àº ¹Ú¼ö !)
Question:
Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
(¹Ì½º ¸»·¹À̽þÆ, ´ç½Å ³ª¶ó¿¡¼ ³²¼º ¼º±â¸¦ ¾î¶»°Ô Ç¥Çö Çմϱî??)
Ms Malaysia:
Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car.
(Proton Â÷ °°´Ù°í ¸»ÇÒ ¼ö ÀÖÁÒ)
(Proton: ¸»·¹Áö¾Æ ±¹»êÂ÷. °ÑÀº ¹ø¶æÇϳª ºÎµúÄ¡¸é ¾àÇؼ ±Ý¹æ ÂÞ±×·¯ µç´Ù)
Question:
How can you say so?
(¿ÖÁÒ?)
Ms Malaysia:
Look tough but actually very soft.
(º¸±â¿¡´Â °ÇÏ°Ô º¸À̴µ¥ ½ÇÁ¦·Î´Â ¾àÇϰŵç¿ä)
(Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!) (¹Ú¼ö! ¿ôÀ½)
Question:
Ms Singapore, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
(¹Ì½º ½Ì°¡Æú, ´ç½Å ³ª¶ó¿¡¼ ³²¼º ¼º±â¸¦ ¾î¶»°Ô Ç¥Çö Çմϱî??)
Ms Singapore:
Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose)
(Å°¾Æ¼ö¶ó ÇÕ´Ï´Ù)
Question:
How can you say so?
(¿ÖÁÒ?)
Ms Singapore:
It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.
(Ç×»ó ±ÞÈ÷ µé¾î ¿Ô´Ù°¡ ¾¤°¡ ³¡³ª±â 15ºÐÀü¿¡ ¶°³ª´Ï±î¿ä)
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
Question:
Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
(¹Ì½º Áß±¹, ´ç½Å ³ª¶ó¿¡¼ ³²¼º ¼º±â¸¦ ¾î¶»°Ô Ç¥Çö Çմϱî??)
Ms China:
Well, I can say that Male Organs in China are like Deng Siu Ping.
(µî¼ÒÆò ? À̶ó ºÎ¸¨´Ï´Ù)
Question:
How can you say so?
(¿ÖÁÒ?)
Ms China:
Short and hard working, but can work until 90.
(Å°°¡ ÀÛ°í, ¿½ÉÈ÷ ÀÏÇÏ°í 90¼¼ ±îÁö ÀÏÇϴϱî¿ä)
(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
Question:
Ms Taiwan, how do you describe a male organ in your island?
(¹ÌÁ ´ë¸¸, ´ç½Å ³ª¶ó¿¡¼ ³²¼º ¼º±â¸¦ ¾î¶»°Ô Ç¥Çö Çմϱî??)
Ms China:
Well, I can say that Male Organ in Taiwan is like Chen Shui-bian (.òçâ©ø·)
þ ¼öÀÌ ºñ¾È °°´Ù°í ÇÕ´Ï´Ù)
Question:
How can you say so?
(¿ÖÁÒ?)
Miss Taiwan:
Aware of it's incapability, it is still tenacious and shameless, flaunting its superiority.
(ÇÒÁÙµµ ¸ð¸£¸é¼ Ç×»ó ²öÁú±â°í, ¼öÄ¡µµ ¸ð¸£°í, Á¦ÀÏÀξç ÀDZâ¾ç¾ç ÇÏÁÒ)
(Applause!Applause! Applause!Applause!Laughter! Applause!Applause!Applause!Laughter! Laughter!)
´ÙÀ½Àº nero°¡ Ãß°¡·Î Áú¹®ÇÑ °ÍÀÔ´Ï´Ù.
Question:
Ms Italy, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
(¹ÌÁ ÀÌÅ»¸®, ´ç½Å ³ª¶ó¿¡¼ ³²¼º ¼º±â¸¦ ¾î¶»°Ô Ç¥Çö Çմϱî??)
Ms Italy:
Well, I can say that Male Organ in Italy is like Oper curtain.
(¿ÀÆä¶ó Ä¿Æ° °°´Ù°í ÇÕ´Ï´Ù)
Question:
How can you say so?
(¿ÖÁÒ?)
Ms Italy:
Because it goes down soon after opera's over!
(¿Ö³ÄÇÏ¸é ¿ÀÆä¶ó°¡ ³¡³ªÀÚ¸¶ÀÚ ³»·Á°¡±â ¶§¹®ÀÌÁö¿ä)
(Applause!Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
Question:
Ms Vietnam, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
(¹Ì½º ºß¿¡Æ®³², ´ç½Å ³ª¶ó¿¡¼ ³²¼º ¼º±â¸¦ ¾î¶»°Ô Ç¥Çö Çմϱî??)
Ms Vietnam:
Well, I can say that Male Organ in Vietnam is like Vietcon!
(¸¶Ä¡ ºß¿¡Æ® Äá °°´Ù°í Ç¥ÇöÇÕ´Ï´Ù)
Question:
How can you say so?
(¿Ö¿ä?)
Ms Vietnam:
Because it has no frontier and attacks in the front and rear.
(¾Æ¹« ±¸ºÐµµ ¾øÀÌ ¾ÕµÚ¸¦ ´Ù °ø°ÝÇϱ⠶§¹®ÀÌÁö¿ä)
(Applause!Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
Question:
Ms Korea, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
(¹Ì½º Çѱ¹, ´ç½Å ³ª¶ó¿¡¼ ³²¼º ¼º±â¸¦ ¾î¶»°Ô Ç¥Çö Çմϱî??)
Ms Korea:
Well, I can say that Male Organ in Korea is like Etiquett person in the Orient!
(µ¿¹æ ¿¹ÀÇÁöÀÎ À̶ó ÇÕ´Ï´Ù )
Question:
How can you say so?
(¿ÖÁÒ?)
Ms Korea:Because it pays visits here and there to say hello!
(±×³É ¿©±âÀú±â ´Ù´Ï¸é¼ Àλ縸 Çϱ⠶§¹®ÀÌÁö¿ä)
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